Baby Boy “Bare Necessity” for Simpson & Wentz

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Fall Out husband Pete Wentz welcomed a baby borough boy named Bronx. And that’s not the worst of it. The boy’s middle name? MOWGLI. That’s right, bear-necessities-Rudyard-Kippling-Disney’s-The-Jungle-Book-Balu-the-Bear MOWGLI. Baby Wentz weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 oz. and was 20 1/2 inches long.

Unfortunately, he doesn’t stand a chance of not being made fun of by Kingston, Harlow and Max Liron. Somehow I think Bronx Mowgli just takes that cake.

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3 Responses to Baby Boy “Bare Necessity” for Simpson & Wentz

  1. Jess Says:

    Yonkers and Staten Island are next on celebrities lists

  2. Carter Lemi Says:

    I kinda like it. Mowgli Bronx would’ve been better tough. Or maybe Bronx Baloo

  3. Emily Says:

    So, Ms. Informed, is Brangelina have twins again or WHAT?!

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