Simon Says Yes to Botox, No to Viagra

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While he may not like too many contestants on American Idol, no-fuss judge Simon Cowell does like one thing: Botox. Cowell admitted to British media sources that to him, Botox is “no more unusual than toothpaste.”

“It works, you do it once a year – who cares?”

I hope this doesn’t mean he brushes his teeth that infrequently.

The judge, 48, also admitted to putting lifts in his shoes to make him appear taller on camera.

Can we say mid life?????

But even though he’s pushing the big 5-0, one area of his life that doesn’t need any improvements: his sex life. Or at least one would think, as Cowell (highly insulted) turned down a $2 million dollar contract to be the “face” of Viagra last year.

2 Responses to Simon Says Yes to Botox, No to Viagra

  1. Carter Lemi Cartalemi Says:

    Haha did you see Saturday Night Live last week – “Simon Cowell was asked to be the spokesman for viagra. Paula Abdul was asked to be the spokesperson for pills in general”

  2. Jess Says:

    Wow Simon is pushing 50? I didnt know that

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