Knocked UP
And all the pieces are falling into place…

Move over Jamie Lynn, there’s a new unwed momma in town. Just a few days after Ashlee Simpson announced her engagement to Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, rumors are flying that it is a SHOTGUN WEDDING as the couple is expecting.
Sure is a far cry from Big Sister Jessica’s whole “virginity til marriage” kick. Both of them have sort of gone the opposite way in that department these days…
Poor Poppa Joe!


April 15th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Can’t say I’m surprised. But seriously, if that’s the reason – why are they even gonna bother getting married? they’re just gonna get divorced anyway and will still wind up sharing custody