So it’s been awhile, but even Ms. Informed has to take a vacation every now and again, and that, my faithful readers, is where she has been. So this post will be a round-up of the some things that have happened over the past two weeks. The finer points of celebrity gossip.

Hulk Hogan’s son is a JERK. (And so is the rest of the Bollea family…)

Shia LaBouf puts family first…sorta.

Clay Aiken to be a father…is the mother Thomas Beatie???

And in other fatherly news, Gavin Rossdale was named best celebrity dad by In Touch Weekly. Rounding out the top 3 are Suri’s dad Tom coming in third, and haven’t-had-a-good-film-in-years-ever Ryan Phillipe in second. (Um…don’t you actually have to be a celebrity to be in the running for this category?)

Jamie Lynn Spears’ photog stalker was arrested…and she’s about to pop any day now y’all!

And Kelsey Grammar is recovering after a mild heart attack while on vacation. (Some vacation.)

Sex & the City fans, the box office goldmine beat out Indiana Jones in its opening weekend and now holds the #1 spot. Click here to read a great review and some readers’ reactions (including Ms. Informed’s! Wahooo!)