Ms. Informed

And all the pieces are falling into place…

Move over Jamie Lynn, there’s a new unwed momma in town. Just a few days after Ashlee Simpson announced her engagement to Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, rumors are flying that it is a SHOTGUN WEDDING as the couple is expecting.

Sure is a far cry from Big Sister Jessica’s whole “virginity til marriage” kick. Both of them have sort of gone the opposite way in that department these days…

Poor Poppa Joe!

Well pin a rose on her nose. Jodie Sweetin, known for her 80’s/90’s role of Stephanie Judith Tanner on Full House, gave birth on Saturday to a baby girl, Zoie. The baby weighed in at 8 lbs, 7 oz. and was welcomed by Sweetin and her second husband set designer Cody Herpin. The couple married in 2007. Sweetin’s first marriage failed due in part to her methamphetamine addiction.

In other baby news, Oscar winner Cate Blanchett gave birth to a baby boy on Sunday, Ignatius Martin. This is her third child with her writer-director husband Andrew Upton.

{photo courtesy of Jen Lowery / Startraks & People.com}

Marc Anthony presented his wife and his baby mama J.Lo with a “push present”…a gift a man gives to the mother of his children after she gives birth (really, isn’t that the least we deserve after THAT??)

Maybe it’s because she had twins, or maybe it’s because they’re just that loaded, but J.Lo received an eight-carat canary diamond ring as WELL as a $2.6 million pair of earrings” engraved with an “M” on one and an “E” on the other. These are the initials of the twins, Max and Emme.

…Didn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger make a movie about this??

The world’s first pregnant man sat down with the queen of talk Oprah Winfrey yesterday. Thomas Beatie, who was born a female and had underwent gender reassignment surgery, began taking testosterone treatments and had breast surgery to remove glands and flatten his chest, and his wife Nancy appeared on the show and Beatie defended his decision to carry the couple’s child when they found out Nancy was unable to conceive. Beatie opted to keep his reproduction organs and was artificially inseminated.

[Um....yes it kind of does. It generally — generally — means you're a woman, Tommy. But that's just me, I'm old-fashioned like that.]

[May be true, but while men may desire to have children, find me one who desires to actually give birth. Other than yourself.]

[Please, find me that article in the Constitution.]

But, to each his own, I guess. Gotta love America!

According to reports from the Daily News, a very pregnant Miss Jamie Lynn Spears now has something else to show off other than a baby bump — an engagement ring. Sources say Spears is now engaged to 18-year-old Casey Aldridge, her baby daddy.

Congratulations to Lauren & Aaron Opie on bringing their new beautiful baby Valerie Michele Olivia Celeste into the world March 10, 2008 at 11:06 am!!! Love you both & can’t wait to meet the little princess!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!

Just as Ms. Informed suspected MONTHS ago, People Magazine is confirming that Angie is pregnant again.

Move over Shiloh, now Mommy has a new baby of her own to ignore while she rescues every single orphan in the world (well only the ones that Madonna hasn’t gotten to yet).