In an interview with Newsweek, Lynne says, “I mean, the mother, [Sarah] Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn – you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation.”

True.

But, no worries. We agree. Bristol is a slut!

While I’ve been known to take a crack at the Palins for the actions of their teen daughter (among other things), it has ONLY been because her mother (and her mother’s party to some degree) are so adamantly against sex education and a woman’s right to choose.

That said, how dare Perez Hilton call her a slut. Does this mean all sexually active 17-year-olds are sluts? It’s a horrible society that we live in that glamourizes sex in one breath, and condemns those who have it in the next.

Sure Bristol Palin has made some poor choices in her young life thus far, I think we can all agree on that. But to call her a slut for having sex with her boyfriend crosses the line.

Funny how his daughter has a choice, but no one else’s does, in his and Mrs. Palin’s world.
I am also discovering this clip on the coattails of the Mccain camp saying it was Bristol’s choice to keep her baby. Odd that she had one, as her mother and Senator Mccain do not believe in a woman’s right to choose.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Jamie Lynn, now 17, gave birth to a baby girl named Maddie Briann at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi.  Baby Spears-Aldridge weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 ounces.  The newly-named “Aunt Britney” flew into Kentwood, the Spears family’s hometown, with Papa Spears to be there for the blessed event. 

 You might actually mistake them for a normal family!

Kristi Yamaguchi was crowned this season’s Dancing with the Stars winner last night on show’s season six finale. Yamaguchi, whos partner was Mark Ballas, is the first woman to take home the shiny mirrorball trophy since season one’s Kelly Monaco. DWTS’s seventh season will premiere this fall. Those World Figure Skater Championships must really pale in comparision to this honor.

A new idol will be crowned tonight as the Battle of the Davids reaches its final showdown. While the judges leaned toward teen sensation David Archuleta last night (with Simon calling him a knock out, and Randy practically naming him the 2008 winner), David Cook still stands a chance at winning the competition. Simon appeared on Ellen this week and predicted Cook would be the show’s winner. Tune in tonight for Fox’s 19-hour long season finale as they milk every second and don’t announce the winner til 9:59:59 P.M.

Jessica Alba and the hot guy who knocked her up tied the knot on Monday during a ceremony involving no guests and no witnesses. (If two celebrities get married in a forest and no one sees it…did they really get married?…) Alba and Cash Warren are expecting their first child this summer.

And as Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got married this weekend, sources says the newly-Wentz’s confirmed at the wedding that they are expecting a Fall Out boy or girl of their own. (If it is a girl, maybe daddy can share all his great makeup tips with her. He wears more eyeliner than both Simpson girls combined.) Mrs. Wentz’s sister, Jessica Simpson, was escorted to the not-so-Pubic Affair at the Simpson family’s California home by Tony Romo. The pair reportedly called it quits a few weeks earlier, but Jess’s rep told People magazine that the break up rumors are “not true.”

Jessica Alba, who is expecting her first child with fiance Cash Warren, had her baby shower last week. She gave each guest a bracelet that said “Life, Love, Health, Et Cetera,” made them say prayers and insisted no one take the bracelet off until the baby is born. (Hope they weren’t ugly.) Apparently the ritual will help to ensure that the baby is healthy.

The baby, due next month, will be named “Honor,” as Alba says it is an honor to be having Warren’s baby. Not the best of names, but beats the hell out of Apple Paltrow. Still can’t get over that one.

Shower guests included Kim Kardashian and Rashida Jones (ya know…the girl from The Office who now has her own horrible show on Fox?)

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