Ms. Informed

It’s official: Mariah Carey, 38, has confirmed her surprise wedding to actor Nick Cannon, 27. The couple had been dating for six weeks when Cannon, proposed on the rooftop of her apartment building. The wedding took place on April 30 at Carey’s home in the Bahamas. Cannon, wore a white suit by designer Balenciaga, and Carey wearing an off-white dress by Nile Cmylo and Christian Louboutin shoes. This is the second marriage for Carey and the first for Cannon.

According to People Magazine, Mariah said:

“We really do feel we are soulmates. I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me”

A faithful reader requested the latest, most up-to-date goings-on in the life of Ms. Jessica Simpson, so without further adue…

Not long after the engagement of her sister Ashlee to FOB lead man Pete Wentz, rumors are flying that Jessica Simpson and her very own romeo Tony Romo will be engaged any day now. Rumors spurred when Simpson’s friends were toasting her “happiness” at a party thrown by P. Diddy last week.

Sources say she wants to beat her little sis down the aisle, and desparate times call for desparate measures. Simpson will do anything to beat Ashlee to the alter and has considered proposing to Romo herself or pulling a “Britney” — getting Romo drunk and going to Vegas.

Simpson says she feels better matched with Romo than with any of her ex-flames including ex-husband Nick Lachey and ex-boyfriend John Mayer. According to Simpson, there was always a rivalry between her and Lachey, and Mayer was too intellectual for her.

A jock is just about on par with Simpson’s level of intellect, I’d say.

Reports are surfacing that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon tied that knot Wednesday at her home in the Bahamas.

E! has quoted Linda Cannon, a relative of Cannon’s:

Fact or fiction? Could this musical duo be the next Jay-Z and B? Will Nick always be her baby? Or is this just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby?

{photo courtesy of getty images and cnn.com}

Snoop Dogg (who has been in the news quite a bit lately) will soon get the chance to appear on “One Life to Live.” According to the rapper, he has always been a fan of the soap.

Snoop will perform two songs from his album Ego Trippin’ and was also given the opportunity to rework the show’s theme song. Snoop’s version of the song will play during the episodes he is on, which will air next month.

(great picture. how could i not use it again?)

…but she will write you a hit song, if you are Epic Records. Sara Bareilles’ hit “Love Song” is, to paraphrase her lyrics, not what I thought it was. The song is not about a relationship, an ex-boyfriend or anything even close to that. It’s about her record label, Epic Records, who wanted her to…write them a love song. A marketable smash hit.

Her response?

And all the pieces are falling into place…

Move over Jamie Lynn, there’s a new unwed momma in town. Just a few days after Ashlee Simpson announced her engagement to Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, rumors are flying that it is a SHOTGUN WEDDING as the couple is expecting.

Sure is a far cry from Big Sister Jessica’s whole “virginity til marriage” kick. Both of them have sort of gone the opposite way in that department these days…

Poor Poppa Joe!

“You could have been anywhere in the world tonight, but you’re here with me and I appreciate that…”

Wonder if that is how the American gangster himself Jay Z began his vows as his secretly married Destiny’s favorite Child Beyonce Knowles during a private ceremony last Friday.

For the affair, the-now-former-Ms. Knowles flew in a reported $500,000 worth of flowers, including more than 100,000 white orchid. Beyonce wrote a poem professing her love to her groom, while Jay-Z also wrote a rap-style poem for his bride.

Lots of luck to the happy couple, but Jay Z, don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable…