Ms. Informed’s take? The song is just plain dumb, (come on, with lyrics like “ha ha – hee hee – ha ha – ho”?) and that should be reason enough to nix any airplay it’s been getting.

The country super star helped security get rid of an unruly fan during a concert at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington on Tuesday night. When the fan attacked a female fan, McGraw summoned security to eject him from the stadium. However, when the security guards didn’t respond fast enough, McGraw took matters into his own hands, pulling the fan on stage and away from the female. Needless to say, he didn’t like it, he didn’t love it, he didn’t want some more of it.

Maybe he gets it from Faith, who got pretty heated when a female fan grabbed her husband’s crotch at a concert a few months back.

The lesson here? Don’t mess with the McGraws.

I love it. Thought you might, too.

Shania Twain and husband Mutt Lange are filing for divorce after 14 years of marriage. According to People Magazine, Lang left his wife for Marie-Anne Thiebaud, Shania’s secretary and house manager. Thiebaud denies she had anything to do with the breakup, however sources tell People that she, too, has left her husband to persue a relationship with Lange.

Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, have a 6-year-old son, Eja.

Although Cook said it best after the show:

“This show is a springboard, but it’s still a crapshoot.”

(Cue Taylor Hicks, Rubben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino and a slew of other “Idol Stars” who never really amounted to much in the music industry after the finale’s credits rolled.)

Paula’s little speech before the announcement of the winner made absolutely no sense. (”Just remember sometime’s we think its all about winning, but sometimes its the things we lose that remind us how truely special we are as people”…uhh….ok Paula.)

And Simon’s apology — Was it an attempt to save some face after practically declaring Archuleta the winner the night before, or, did Simon intentionally “verge on disrespecting” Cook in order to bring in the pity vote for Cook, thereby confirming Cowell’s earlier predictions on the Ellen show? Oh AI politics. The world may never know.

Either way, Ms. Informed is pleased with the results. While Archuleta was the stereotypical teen pop Idol, Cook is clearly more talented and more deserving of his AI title.

Kristi Yamaguchi was crowned this season’s Dancing with the Stars winner last night on show’s season six finale. Yamaguchi, whos partner was Mark Ballas, is the first woman to take home the shiny mirrorball trophy since season one’s Kelly Monaco. DWTS’s seventh season will premiere this fall. Those World Figure Skater Championships must really pale in comparision to this honor.

A new idol will be crowned tonight as the Battle of the Davids reaches its final showdown. While the judges leaned toward teen sensation David Archuleta last night (with Simon calling him a knock out, and Randy practically naming him the 2008 winner), David Cook still stands a chance at winning the competition. Simon appeared on Ellen this week and predicted Cook would be the show’s winner. Tune in tonight for Fox’s 19-hour long season finale as they milk every second and don’t announce the winner til 9:59:59 P.M.

Jessica Alba and the hot guy who knocked her up tied the knot on Monday during a ceremony involving no guests and no witnesses. (If two celebrities get married in a forest and no one sees it…did they really get married?…) Alba and Cash Warren are expecting their first child this summer.

And as Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got married this weekend, sources says the newly-Wentz’s confirmed at the wedding that they are expecting a Fall Out boy or girl of their own. (If it is a girl, maybe daddy can share all his great makeup tips with her. He wears more eyeliner than both Simpson girls combined.) Mrs. Wentz’s sister, Jessica Simpson, was escorted to the not-so-Pubic Affair at the Simpson family’s California home by Tony Romo. The pair reportedly called it quits a few weeks earlier, but Jess’s rep told People magazine that the break up rumors are “not true.”

Other Simpson rumors circulating include a possible weekend wedding for Ashlee and Pete.