Ms. Informed

Get ready y’all, because the queen of comebacks herself has signed a $20 million deal to write her autobiography.

The project is planned to commence when her world tour comes to an end, and from what we hear, multi-volume tell-all will give the juice on everything from the mouse ears to the breakdowns — and everything in between.

Sources say Spears has kept diaries of all the events that have unfolded throughout her fame, so the book shouldn’t hold anything back. The autobio will be released over the course of a decade in three to five parts.

Clearly.

Move over Lynne, there’s a NEW Mama Spears in the family.

Jamie Lynn, now 17, gave birth to a baby girl named Maddie Briann at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi.  Baby Spears-Aldridge weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 ounces.  The newly-named “Aunt Britney” flew into Kentwood, the Spears family’s hometown, with Papa Spears to be there for the blessed event. 

 You might actually mistake them for a normal family!

We all know Mariah Carey isn’t entirely on her rocker these day. And she is well-known for her outrageous requests and demands. But according to the UK’s Daily Mirror, Mimi actually pays a member of her 30-piece entourage to hold her drink and straw.

…That’s it. Hold her drink and straw. What’s the going rate for that line of work these days? She also employs another member of her possie to “keep her skirts from touching the floor. ”

Nice work if you can get it.

American Idol’s most delusional judge Paula Abdul has recently expressed interest in competing in a season of Dancing with the Stars, but Fox execs aren’t going for it. They have apparently forbade Abdul from appearing on the rival network’s show.

Abdul views the out-of-bounds opportunity as a “phenomenal experience for [her] to be a student.” Abdul, whose resume includes Laker Girl and veteraned choreographer, says DWTS-style dancing is a “form of dance that [she has] never been introduced to.”

At least until July 31. The temporary restraining order place on Osama (Sam) Lutfi was extended until then when another hearing will be held to address Spears’ conservatorship. Brit’s dad Jamie is still in control of his daughter’s estate.

Just when you think the world can’t possibly get any worse…

Snoop Dogg announces he is going to pen a series of “urban themed” children’s books. The series will be illustrated by Snoop’s cousin, Joe Cool. The series, called “Where’s the Cheese?”, will follow Lil’ Mouse in her quest to…find the cheese.

Perhaps the bigger story here is not that is he writing children’s books, but that he can write, period. I’m sorry, but this man makes Flava Flav look like a class act.