Not long after the engagement of her sister Ashlee to FOB lead man Pete Wentz, rumors are flying that Jessica Simpson and her very own romeo Tony Romo will be engaged any day now. Rumors spurred when Simpson’s friends were toasting her “happiness” at a party thrown by P. Diddy last week.

Sources say she wants to beat her little sis down the aisle, and desparate times call for desparate measures. Simpson will do anything to beat Ashlee to the alter and has considered proposing to Romo herself or pulling a “Britney” — getting Romo drunk and going to Vegas.

Simpson says she feels better matched with Romo than with any of her ex-flames including ex-husband Nick Lachey and ex-boyfriend John Mayer. According to Simpson, there was always a rivalry between her and Lachey, and Mayer was too intellectual for her.

A jock is just about on par with Simpson’s level of intellect, I’d say.

…isn’t it ironic?

Johansson showed up to the Met Costume Gala in New York last night sporting the new bling. Johansson was previously linked to (D-lister) Josh Hartnett.

Although Ms. Informed is happy for the couple, she’s a little upset as she’s been a huge fan of Reynolds ever since his pizza-making days as “Berg” on ABC’s Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place.

This is almost as devastating a blow as when she found out Kevin from the BSB was married and Lance from ‘NSync was gay. Almost.

Wonder what Tony Romo has to say about all of this.

…Whatever, I still think she looks like a bird. And Nick is clearly way hotter than this Romo guy.

Ashlee Simpson, 23, and Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, 28, are engaged. The couple has been together since late 2006.

“Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engage,” said Simpson. “We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know because you guys are the best.”

Good luck to the happy couple!! Lots of luck! But Ashlee, take a hint from your sister’s disaster marriage and stay away from reality TV. And another thing, don’t lip sync your “I Do’s” either!

According to reports from the Daily News, a very pregnant Miss Jamie Lynn Spears now has something else to show off other than a baby bump — an engagement ring. Sources say Spears is now engaged to 18-year-old Casey Aldridge, her baby daddy.

Maybe this one is true as the couple has been rumored to be pregnant with twins after Angelina showed up to the SAG Awards with a flowing Hermes gown with enough room to conceal quintuplets. Then again maybe it’s not. Stay tuned.

NY Wedding? NY Newlyweds? I smell a spin-off!