Ms. Informed

You might want to sit down for this one.

What ever could it be????

Break out your trading cards, action figures, pillowcases, binders and any other paraphenalia you may have.


It’s. Time.

Rumors have been circulating for a few months now, but it has been confirmed that 80′S teen music sensation the Old Men New Kids on the Block will be getting back together to release a new album and go on tour. The group, as LFO points out in its one-hit wonder “Summer Girls,” did, in fact, have a bunch of hits. Hopefully their success in the 80’s/early 90’s carries over for their reunion tour. If recent Spice Girl sucess from their reunion tour are any indication, NKOTB will go over huge.

NKOTB members consist of brothers Jordan and Jonathan Knight, Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg and Danny Wood. Since the band parted ways in the 90’s, Donnie Wahlberg has went on to star in TV and movie roles, while Jordan and Joey each had solo albums. (Who could forget Jordon’s smash hit “Give It To You”? Gives a whole new meaning to carnivals.) Not too sure what Jonathan and Danny did….but Ms. Informed sure did have the Jonathan and Danny dolls back in the day…yup, true story.

No…not that kind of E. Although it would explain a lot.

All of Lindsay Lohan’s hard years of work, struggle and sacrifice are finally paying off. No, not for Lilo, but for her leech of a mother Dina, who has landed her own TV show — a reality show on E! titled “Living Lohan.” The show will follow Lindsay’s little sister Ali as she tries her hand at fame.

According to the man behind the new show, Real World co-creator Jonathan Murray:

“I think Dina’s a somewhat remarkable woman (who) got married at a young age, raised four kids and her marriage came apart,” he says. “She’s sort of like in this period where she’s coming into her own — the divorce is being put behind her and she’s sort of figuring out the next part of her life.”

…or is she “sort of like in this period where” her daughter’s fame is finally paying off for her, as she always hoped it would? You decide.

No wonder poor Lindsay had so many problems. An attention-whore of a mother and an estranged addict father. With parents like these, who needs enemies?

On the bright side, the (IMHO) extremely talented 21-yea-old actress says her life is back on track after the past few years of out of control drinking, drugs, partying and a climactic stint in rehab.

According to People.com:

“My life was distracted by certain things and that got in the way of work,” said Lohan. “But now, I’m back on track and figuring out what’s next.”

Congrats LiLo!!!

Bai who?

When the D-list isn’t treating you too well, what do you do? Some would resort to petty theft.  Chinese American actress Bai Ling was arrested on petty theft charges for stealing AAA batteries and celebrity magazines from LAX. (Doesn’t she know she can just read Ms. Informed for free?)

Why? Maybe she was craving some much needed attention, but we are calling this one pathetic and naming Bai Ling Hott Mess of the Week.  Congrats.