Ms. Informed

Tim McGraw really loves his fans.

The country super star helped security get rid of an unruly fan during a concert at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington on Tuesday night. When the fan attacked a female fan, McGraw summoned security to eject him from the stadium. However, when the security guards didn’t respond fast enough, McGraw took matters into his own hands, pulling the fan on stage and away from the female. Needless to say, he didn’t like it, he didn’t love it, he didn’t want some more of it.

Maybe he gets it from Faith, who got pretty heated when a female fan grabbed her husband’s crotch at a concert a few months back.

The lesson here? Don’t mess with the McGraws.

Move over Lynne, there’s a NEW Mama Spears in the family.

Jamie Lynn, now 17, gave birth to a baby girl named Maddie Briann at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi.  Baby Spears-Aldridge weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 ounces.  The newly-named “Aunt Britney” flew into Kentwood, the Spears family’s hometown, with Papa Spears to be there for the blessed event. 

 You might actually mistake them for a normal family!

There’s no denying that David Beckham’s Emporio Armani underwear campaign that dropped this week is anything less than magnificent, but the Daily Mail among other sources are saying Becks had a little…”help” in some…”areas.” I guess Vicki B. can be the judge of that one. But for Becks’ sake, let’s remember that great things sometimes come in small packages.

(click for bigger images…no pun intended.)

And on this side of the pond, it was PhotoShop to the rescue again — but this time it was Justin Timberlake, and there was no super-sizing necessary. JT’s package had to be digitally altered for Mike Myer’s new flick “The Love Guru” because it was TOO BIG. Apparently bigger isn’t always better.

So it’s been awhile, but even Ms. Informed has to take a vacation every now and again, and that, my faithful readers, is where she has been. So this post will be a round-up of the some things that have happened over the past two weeks. The finer points of celebrity gossip.

Hulk Hogan’s son is a JERK. (And so is the rest of the Bollea family…)

Shia LaBouf puts family first…sorta.

Clay Aiken to be a father…is the mother Thomas Beatie???

And in other fatherly news, Gavin Rossdale was named best celebrity dad by In Touch Weekly. Rounding out the top 3 are Suri’s dad Tom coming in third, and haven’t-had-a-good-film-in-years-ever Ryan Phillipe in second. (Um…don’t you actually have to be a celebrity to be in the running for this category?)

Jamie Lynn Spears’ photog stalker was arrested…and she’s about to pop any day now y’all!

And Kelsey Grammar is recovering after a mild heart attack while on vacation. (Some vacation.)

Sex & the City fans, the box office goldmine beat out Indiana Jones in its opening weekend and now holds the #1 spot. Click here to read a great review and some readers’ reactions (including Ms. Informed’s! Wahooo!)

We all know Mariah Carey isn’t entirely on her rocker these day. And she is well-known for her outrageous requests and demands. But according to the UK’s Daily Mirror, Mimi actually pays a member of her 30-piece entourage to hold her drink and straw.

…That’s it. Hold her drink and straw. What’s the going rate for that line of work these days? She also employs another member of her possie to “keep her skirts from touching the floor. ”

Nice work if you can get it.

TMZ.com is reporting that despite rumors of an engagement, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have split. While there is no confirmation from either stars’ reps and several sources are saying there is no truth to this rumor, TMZ is usually on the ball with these things…we’ll see.

Other Simpson rumors circulating include a possible weekend wedding for Ashlee and Pete.

While his dad is busy hosting American Gladiators, a Florida judge who knows best sentenced Nick “Hogan” Bollella to 8 months in jail after pleading no contest to the charges of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. He was also ordered to serve a probationary period of five years and 500 hours of community service. Bollella must surrender his driving privileges for three years and complete a DUI school within one year of his release from prison. His injured friend, former U.S. Marine John Graziano, 23, was not wearing a seatbelt at the time of the accident. He was left permanently brain-damaged after sustaining a broken skull may never fully recover.

Fair punishment for an accident, or a slap on the wrist because of who his father is (slash was)?

In related news, rapper Remy Ma was sentenced to 8 years in prison for a shooting that took place last summer outside of an NY nightclub. She claims it was an accident and plans to appeal the court’s decision.