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Romo No-No

Ms.Informed — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 15:50:44 +0000

Allegedly, Jessica Simp’s current beau Tony Romo not only cheated on the pop star (and I use that term loosely) — but in her own bed! While Simpson was out of town, Romo invited people back to her house and then disappeared upstairs with a “stunning brunette” for the rest of the evening.

This news broke days after Simpson was critcized for packing on some el bees when she was seen at a Chili cook-off last weekend. A line of celebs have come to Simpson’s defense since then, including her sister Ashlee, Heidi Klum and….Kim Kardashion….a stunning…brunette…

Coincidence? Probably, lol.

Now, if she’s fat, what does that mean for the rest of us women? Although, sporting those mom-jeans was definitely a fashion faux-pau if I ever saw one.

Good-Bye Charlotte

Ms.Informed — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:17:32 +0000

Paris Hilton dumped semi-serious boyfriend Benji Madden. The couple had been together since February, and Paris had nothing but good things to gush about him on her recent spot on the Tyra Banks show. So what went wrong? Sources say Madden was “too overprotective and controlling” and that he didn’t “get along with any of her friends.” (Shock. They would strike me as such deep, interesting people with meaningful lives.)

One Madden kicked to the curb, one to go.

Big Daddy

Ms.Informed — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:22:38 +0000

Adam Sandler and wife Jackie welcomed a daughter — Sunny Madeline — November 2. This makes baby #2 for the couple who have been married since 2003. They welcomed their first child, Sadie two years ago.

Sources say neither child can “wipe their own ass” at this time.

TEAM JENN

Ms.Informed — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:15:24 +0000

Jennifer Aniston finally spoke out to Vogue about her ex-husband Brad Pitt’s ~~homewrecker~~ woman, Angelina Jolie, saying what the Mommy-Machine did to her was “very uncool.”

Got to give it to Jenn for staying so quiet all these years and for being so calm when she finally did speak. While some say she is bitter and jealous, I for one think she has every right be, and we could have expected a lot more out of a less classy woman.

TEAM JENN!

Bristol Palin is Not a Slut.

Ms.Informed — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:51:15 +0000

A Perez Hilton post has really pissed me off.

In an interview with Newsweek, Lynne says, “I mean, the mother, [Sarah] Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn – you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation.”

True.

But, no worries. We agree. Bristol is a slut!

While I’ve been known to take a crack at the Palins for the actions of their teen daughter (among other things), it has ONLY been because her mother (and her mother’s party to some degree) are so adamantly against sex education and a woman’s right to choose.

That said, how dare Perez Hilton call her a slut. Does this mean all sexually active 17-year-olds are sluts? It’s a horrible society that we live in that glamourizes sex in one breath, and condemns those who have it in the next.

Sure Bristol Palin has made some poor choices in her young life thus far, I think we can all agree on that. But to call her a slut for having sex with her boyfriend crosses the line.

Shock of the Century

Ms.Informed — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:59:16 +0000

You might want to sit down for this one.

What ever could it be????

Hott/Not: Celebrity Children

Ms.Informed — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:18:58 +0000

IN: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (Even tho I am Team Jenn all the way, there is no denying the cute factor in this one! By far the cutest of the Brangelina Brood…although little Maddox is a cutie, too!)

OUT: Suri Cruise (She can thank her Scientologist parents for this.)

SO FAR GONE I CAN’T EVEN SEE IT: Violet Affleck (The only thing worse is her father’s acting career. Gigli anyone?)

D.O.A.: Rumor Willis (Adopted from Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head, maybe?)