Ms. Informed

Thanks to Emily for the clarification.
I didn’t see the commercials either, although I admittedly tappered off from the game after the first quarter.

Either Miller Light is incredibly dumb…or incredibly brilliant. The beer distributor bought 30 seconds of airtime for Sunday’s XLIII superbowl, but there’s a catch: They bought 30 one-second intervals of time. Tune in Sunday to see how these spots pan out.

Allegedly, Jessica Simp’s current beau Tony Romo not only cheated on the pop star (and I use that term loosely) — but in her own bed! While Simpson was out of town, Romo invited people back to her house and then disappeared upstairs with a “stunning brunette” for the rest of the evening.

This news broke days after Simpson was critcized for packing on some el bees when she was seen at a Chili cook-off last weekend. A line of celebs have come to Simpson’s defense since then, including her sister Ashlee, Heidi Klum and….Kim Kardashion….a stunning…brunette…

Coincidence? Probably, lol.

Now, if she’s fat, what does that mean for the rest of us women? Although, sporting those mom-jeans was definitely a fashion faux-pau if I ever saw one.

My favorite part is 1 minute and 58 seconds.

Not babies, Oscars. Brad Pitt’s “Benjamin Button” walked away with 13 nominations — including best picture. But Button’s leading man was not the only one in the Pitt-Jolie household to grab a nomination. Angelina received a nomination for Best Actress for her role in “Changeling.” Will it be another set of twins for Brangelina?

And on the one-year anniversary of his tragic death, while family and friends were mourning his death, the Academy was honoring his career as actor Heath Ledger received an Oscar nomination for his last role as the Joker in “Dark Knight.” Other nominees in the best supporting actor category included Josh Brolin for “Milk,” Robert Downey Jr. for “Tropic Thunder,” Philip Seymour Hoffman for “Doubt” and Michael Shannon for “Revolutionary Road.” Ledger fans say even if he does not win the Oscar posthumously, a tribute to the actors life would be appreciated.

The girls of Sex and the City will reunite once again for a sequel to last May’s box office hit. While not all participants have inked a deal just yet, sources say everyone is “on board.” And they’d be stupid not to be. SATC is a cash cow and anything even remotely related to is sure to bring in the bucks, Big time.

…The latest single from Ms. Britney’s “Circus” album is causing quite a stir among parent protesters. The Parent Television Council (but you probably know them as PTC) is urging radio stations not to play the song between the hours of 10 a.m. and 6 p.m., when children may be listening because the title and part of the song’s chorus “If You Seek Amy” sound very much like…well figure it out for yourself, this is a PG blog…when you say it out loud.

Ms. Informed’s take? The song is just plain dumb, (come on, with lyrics like “ha ha – hee hee – ha ha – ho”?) and that should be reason enough to nix any airplay it’s been getting.

Get ready y’all, because the queen of comebacks herself has signed a $20 million deal to write her autobiography.

The project is planned to commence when her world tour comes to an end, and from what we hear, multi-volume tell-all will give the juice on everything from the mouse ears to the breakdowns — and everything in between.

Sources say Spears has kept diaries of all the events that have unfolded throughout her fame, so the book shouldn’t hold anything back. The autobio will be released over the course of a decade in three to five parts.