Ms. Informed

It’s official: Mariah Carey, 38, has confirmed her surprise wedding to actor Nick Cannon, 27. The couple had been dating for six weeks when Cannon, proposed on the rooftop of her apartment building. The wedding took place on April 30 at Carey’s home in the Bahamas. Cannon, wore a white suit by designer Balenciaga, and Carey wearing an off-white dress by Nile Cmylo and Christian Louboutin shoes. This is the second marriage for Carey and the first for Cannon.

According to People Magazine, Mariah said:

“We really do feel we are soulmates. I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me”

No, it’s not a sequel to Owen Wilson’s 2006 comedy. It’s a proposition Wilson made to a woman in a Miami bar. According to the Miami Herald, Wilson approached a woman and asked her if she was interested in having a threesome with him and a friend of his. Fellow Wedding Crasher Vince Vaughn happened to be in town that weekend. But according to reports, the woman was “digusted” and declined Wilson’s offer.

Which preggers star is contemplating a return to TV, but this time on the other side of the camera?
Ms. Informed wishes the mom-to-be Good Luck.

A faithful reader requested the latest, most up-to-date goings-on in the life of Ms. Jessica Simpson, so without further adue…

Not long after the engagement of her sister Ashlee to FOB lead man Pete Wentz, rumors are flying that Jessica Simpson and her very own romeo Tony Romo will be engaged any day now. Rumors spurred when Simpson’s friends were toasting her “happiness” at a party thrown by P. Diddy last week.

Sources say she wants to beat her little sis down the aisle, and desparate times call for desparate measures. Simpson will do anything to beat Ashlee to the alter and has considered proposing to Romo herself or pulling a “Britney” — getting Romo drunk and going to Vegas.

Simpson says she feels better matched with Romo than with any of her ex-flames including ex-husband Nick Lachey and ex-boyfriend John Mayer. According to Simpson, there was always a rivalry between her and Lachey, and Mayer was too intellectual for her.

A jock is just about on par with Simpson’s level of intellect, I’d say.

Super, super, super hotttttt Ryan Reynolds is off the market ladies! The hott-hott-hottie, 31, is now engaged to Scarlet Johansson, 23. Reynolds, who was once engaged to singer and fellow Canuck Alanis Morrisette, is currently filming “The Proposal” with Sandra Bullock.

…isn’t it ironic?

Johansson showed up to the Met Costume Gala in New York last night sporting the new bling. Johansson was previously linked to (D-lister) Josh Hartnett.

Although Ms. Informed is happy for the couple, she’s a little upset as she’s been a huge fan of Reynolds ever since his pizza-making days as “Berg” on ABC’s Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place.

This is almost as devastating a blow as when she found out Kevin from the BSB was married and Lance from ‘NSync was gay. Almost.

Reports are surfacing that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon tied that knot Wednesday at her home in the Bahamas.

E! has quoted Linda Cannon, a relative of Cannon’s:

Fact or fiction? Could this musical duo be the next Jay-Z and B? Will Nick always be her baby? Or is this just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby?

{photo courtesy of getty images and cnn.com}