Ms. Informed

Does anyone else think its odd that Paris Hilton, best friend, ex best friend, best friend, whatever, of Nicole Ritchie, is dating none other than Nicole’s boyfriend and baby daddy’s TWIN BROTHER, Benji Madden?? Maybe it’s just me, but is someone jealous or what???

The pair were spotted on Tuesday at the Linkin Park concert in the Staples Center. When asked if LP was Hilton’s favorite band she replied, “No, I love Good Charlotte.” Wow, I guess even ditzy blonde socialites have a sense of humor!

In other Parisian news, Hilton will have a guest appearance on NBC’s My Name is Earl. Hilton, who is desparately trying to be taken seriously as an actor (especially after her huge flop The Hottie and The Nottie), plays herself in a dream sequence. Really showing your range as an actor there, Paris. Keep up the good work!!

Britney Spears’ father, Jamie Spears, who was named co-conservator of the estate after the pop star’s mental meltdown last month, is still in charge of his daughter’s finances. An L.A. County Superior Court judge extended his temporary authority for another five months. Jamie Spears will remain in charge of Britney’s estate until July 31.

…and this is as exciting as it gets in all things Spears. Maybe this is a sign she’s straightening herself out and getting her life back on track. Here’s hoping!

 {photo courtesy of X17online.com}

A Tony Cartalemi Original.

Clinton’s campaign has new life. Clinton back on track. Clinton has big night. All jibberish.

The truth is that she won states she was supposed to win by huge margins yesterday. Great job by the Clinton camp. You managed to hang on and now will try to spin it as another Clinton comeback. In the words of Britney, no for real, are you kidding me? (No wonder there’s panic in the industry, I mean, please.)

She was supposed to erase Obama’s lead in delegates. That didn’t happen. In fact, when all the delegates are distributed, Obama will have approximately the same lead in delegates he had before the three primaries and one hybrid primary-caucus yesterday. How is that a victory? Mathematically, it is almost impossible for Clinton to make up the gap in delegates even if she drags this thing out until the convention.

Obama probably won’t even win Pennsylvania, but will still retain his sizable lead in delegates. He will win some in May and June, and Clinton will pick up some as well, but in the end, Obama will finish with more delegates.

How can Clinton then justify her nomination? Well, she will claim she won the big states. Great! One thing, you need 270 electoral votes to win the presidency, and that will be much harder for her to accomplish against McCain than it will be for Obama. Take a look at the swing states. She loses them all to McCain.

Senator Clinton, you can drag this out until the convention or you can can put your ego aside and do what’s best for the party and the country and unite behind Obama. It’s your choice. Do you really want to be the reason the country you love so much has to suffer another 8 years of the same failed Bush policies? I can guarantee you that is exactly what a McCain administration will be.

Actor and dancer Patrick Swayze, 55, was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in late January and now reportedly has only five weeks left to live. While the actor has been under going treatments, his doctors are “no longer optomistic” as the treatments are no longer responding and there is little hope for a cure.

While some insist this is a vicious rumor (as the National Enquirer is one of the outlets that reported it), radio stations across the country have also been commenting on it, including New York’s 95.5 PLJ.

More than a year after her mother’s untimely death, Anna Nicole Smith’s 18-month old daughter, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead, was named as the sole beneficiary to Smith’s estate. At the time of her death, Smith’s assetts totaled $710,000, but if the case between Smith and the family of her late hubsband billionaire oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II is ruled in Smith’s favor, Dannielynn may inherit millions.

In related news, an inquest into the death of Smith’s oldest child, Daniel Smith, will resume on March 17 in the Bahamas. Daniel died in of an accidental drug overdose just a few days after his mother gave birth to Dannielynn.

Just as Ms. Informed suspected MONTHS ago, People Magazine is confirming that Angie is pregnant again.

Move over Shiloh, now Mommy has a new baby of her own to ignore while she rescues every single orphan in the world (well only the ones that Madonna hasn’t gotten to yet).

Look’s like Britney’s ex-tubby hubby has packed on some pounds in the last few months. Not too long ago, K-Fed was a fit back-up dancer who managed to snag the pop princess herself. Now the fallen star’s life is a circus and her ex is the elephant. How hard they mighty do fall. (And hot fat they get, too.)

Hey Kevin, I hear Jenny Craig is looking for a new spokesperson.