Ms. Informed

Ok so, we lasted a few weeks without reporting on Ms. Spears, but things are getting kind of boring around Ms. Informed Headquarters, so here we go again.

Star, which recently reported that Spears got married in secrecy, and In Touch Weekly are now saying she is pregnant with her third child. Star says her boyfriend (who they said she married last month…) Adnan Ghalib says she is pregnant, while Spears denies the story. If this is true, you heard it here first. If it’s not, we never said anything.

In a related story, Brit’s little sis Jamie Lynn was the result of a mistake surprise pregnancy herself, just as her own pregnancy is. You can take the girl out of hickville, but you can’t take the hickville out of the girl!

On the bright side, maybe the Spears sisters can have a joint baby shower!

If the sheer star power alone isn’t enough for you, I urge you to pay especially close attention to the five seconds between 4:31 and 4:36 and see if you recognize this 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donar.

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Don’t be fooled by the twins that she’s got, she’ still (she’s still) Jenny from the block.  Used to have a little now, she has a lot.

Warmest congratulations to new parents Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, who welcomed twins, a boy and a girl, into the world this morning!  These are J.Lo’s, 38, first children and her husband’s fourth and fifth.

Lopez gave birth shortly after midnight in Long Island, N.Y.  The girl, who weighed five pound seven ounces, and boy, six pounds, were born at 12:12 and 12:23, respectively.

 Up next for the Hollywood Mommys:  Jessica Alba, who is also rumored to be expecting twins. Talk about a baby boom.

~T.C.

Well, at least that’s what the polls indicate. A few weeks ago I posted an article showing Obama ahead of McCain in national polling and Clinton trailing. This still hold true, but now there is only more bad news for the Clinton camp with new state polls in key swing states showing Clinton trailing McCain and Obama winning by pretty significant margins.

Let’s take a look:

Oregon (Rasmussen Reports):
McCain 45%, Clinton 42%
McCain 40%, Obama 49%

Colorado (Rasmussen Reports):
McCain 49%, Clinton 35%
McCain 39%, Obama 46%

Nevada (Rasmussen Reports):
McCain 49%, Clinton 40%
McCain 38%, Obama 50%

Pennsylvania (Rasmussen Reports):
McCain 44%, Clinton 42%
McCain 39%, Obama 49%

Minnesota (Rasmussen Reports):
McCain 47%, Clinton 42%
McCain 38%, Obama 53%

Wisconsin (SurveyUSA):
McCain 49%, Clinton 42%
McCain 42%, Obama 52%

Iowa (SurveyUSA):
McCain 52%, Clinton 41%
McCain 41%, Obama 51%

Now I realize these are just polls, and I once again in no way claim to be unbiased as I have officially endorsed Obama, but the signs are clear. Clinton does not win one of the above swing states, which total 69 electoral votes. The Democrats need to win most if not all of these states if they want to take back the White House, and it is evident that Obama is the candidate who can do just that.

With Florida trending more conservative, and Ohio another uphill battle, the Democrats need to not only hold the Northeast, Midwest, and Pacific Coast, they need to widen their horizon and pick up other states, namely in the Southwest. They need to win Nevada, Colorado, and New Mexico. Obama’s appeal to independent voters puts these states in play. Clinton’s polarizing persona seems to put these critical states and consequently the Presidency out of reach.

Update
Shortly after posting this morning, SurveyUSA released a new poll in Virginia, which has not voted for a Democartic presidential candidate since Lyndon Johnson in 1964. Here are the results:

Virginia (SurveyUSA):
McCain 48%, Clinton 45%
McCain 45%, Obama 51%

Bai who?

When the D-list isn’t treating you too well, what do you do? Some would resort to petty theft.  Chinese American actress Bai Ling was arrested on petty theft charges for stealing AAA batteries and celebrity magazines from LAX. (Doesn’t she know she can just read Ms. Informed for free?)

Why? Maybe she was craving some much needed attention, but we are calling this one pathetic and naming Bai Ling Hott Mess of the Week.  Congrats.